Waiting to Air Dry

-Are you smiling?
Yes, AnnE just called me a "witch cunt" and used the wrong form of "which"

-When is the last time you met someone new?
Last night Kaci introduced me to some girl but I have no idea what her name is slash who she is.

-Truthfully, what is irritating you now?
How gross I am to look at.

-When did you last eat pizza?
Yesterday while I was babysitting

-What are you drinking?
Dasani water

-Do you have any friends who are famous?
Cassady's mom's boyfriend's son is dating Robin William's daughter....sigh...

-Do you like Monopoly?
I don't like it, I LOVE it.

-What do you want?
to be drunk and dance around with Meagen

-Are you tired?
No, hungry.

-Last spoken words you heard?
"I don't want to rush you or anything..." - some girl on my floor who wanted to use the shower stall I had just gotten out of because it's the best one there.

-Do you know anyone named John?
I know a few Johns, but even more Jons.

-Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
It's a toss up between my bear and my roommate

-Pepsi... Coke.... Pepsi... Coke...?
Cold cold cold coke....float.

-Want to be a princess?
Not really, I have a really long explanation involving too many obligations, etc,
but I'm feeling pretty lazy right now.

-Do you believe dreams come true?
Dreams can come true; look at me babe, I'm with you

-Last song you heard?
"We Major" by Kanye West

-Who is in the room with you?
Simon.

-Who is the last person to text you?
Meagen

-Who's house did you go to last night?
The only actual house I went to yesterday was the family I babysit for, but I've been to many an apartment and dorm room of late.

-Who was the last person you told you love them?
Mom?

-What was the last thing you ate?
Bran muffin - a lot better than it sounds, trust me.

-What was the last thing you did?
told AnnE to close her man pleaser over AIM

-What is the closest item near you that is blue?
"Mosby's Pharmacology in Nursing" book, package containing defective bra that I have yet to mail back

-What are you wearing on your feet?
dirt, not really, just got out of the shower.

-What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM, whore.

-What is your favorite pair of shoes?
green and orange pumas - once again, much nicer than they sound

-What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
I'm finding it's a very slippery slope down into sweatpants these days...

-What is the last movie you watched?
Technically I watched 300 but I didn't really pay attention/was drunk so I don't remember that much.

-What do you currently hear right now?
Justin Timberlake, vaccuum

-When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
When mommy was here; funny how that works...

-When did you last take a shower?
20 minutes ago, I'm air drying

-Where's your favorite place to be?
at home, in bed

-Where is your phone?
next to the computer ACTUALLY

-Where is your mom?
home

-Where do you sleep?
against a wall in my bed in my room

-Where do you shop the most?
Walgreens? Specify shop type.|

-Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Ahaha, I'm not wearing a shirt, I'M AIR DRYING.

-Where was your default MySpace picture taken?
Some girl's apartment on Geary & 1st

-Why did you pick that color for your background?
it's pretty?

-Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because he wrapped his arms around my neck, tilted his head up, and puckered his lips...he being the 2-year-old I nannied for yesterday. This all occurred while I was pulling his pants up after changing his diaper. Magical.

-Are you happy with where you are?
Kind of, I had a bit of an emo breakdown the other night but thankfully Meagen was there to talk me out of it

-When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
What? No. I hate everyone.

-Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
I don't really understand it. I would just break up rather than cheat.

-Have you ever talked about marriage with someone before?
Every time I watch "Engaged and Underage" I talk about how retarded everyone is who gets married young.

-Do you want kids?
I guess

-How many?
17, 20 tops...

-Do you want someone you can't have?
No I don't want ANYONE. That's the problem.

-Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Do you believe in me kicking your ass right now?

-Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
only if you're married, dating doesn't count

-Do you believe that you can change someone?
Yes? Stupid question.

-Would you ever consider getting engaged or married right after school?
NO. NO NO NO NO NO. People who get engaged/married after school only do it for a few reasons: 1. Pregnancy, 2. Religious people who want to have sex, 3. Military personnel. NO.



Thanks Abu, this really helped me kill some time.

Surprise!

My underwear have been on inside-out all day. I just now noticed it.

Mike & Evander, You Will Be Missed

My fish died. I'm pretty sure they boiled, since I left them on the windowsill and it was really really hot and sunny in my room yesterday. I am a horrible fish mommy. I don't want to talk about it.



RIP Mike and Evander, you will be missed.



PS: Sorry I've been blogging so much lately; I've been reading a lot of David Sedaris.

That's Incredible!

This morning I had an absurd amount of laundry to do. It has been piling up for almost two weeks and today was The Day. I tossed in my first load of whites and started to get ready to go buy the new Justin Timberlake cd. Forty-five minutes later, I headed back to the laundry room to switch my clothes to the dryer from the washer. Imagine my horror when, while scraping the last wet sock from the washing machine, I saw just a hint of a pale white cord that could only belong to an iPod accessory lying benignly on the bottom of the washing machine.

TRAGEDY! SHOCK! SHORTNESS OF BREATH!

I yelled a few choice words and gingerly untangled what used to be my iPod earphones from the wet sock. Fearing the worst, I threw the sock to the ground and raced back to my charging iPod to see if, by some miracle, perhaps my earphones had survived their wet ride.

EXCITEMENT! GLEE! JOY OF JOYS!

They work! Not only are they functioning just as before, but now they are disturbingly white and clean as well. Really, this is probably the best thing to ever happen to my iPod earphones. They look like they just came off the shelf. Basically, this is one of the most amazing things to ever happen to me. I'm not reccommending putting all of your iPod accessories through the laundry, but if it happens to you, don't panic! Chances are it will turn out to be something really incredible.

Bugs

The past half hour has been one of the scariest times of my entire life. I was sitting in the recliner, enjoying a rerun of "Run's House," when all of a sudden I heard a loud buzzing. I looked towards the ceiling and saw what I assumed to be a friendly mosquito hawk. However, two minutes later, a sound much like the hum of an airplane engine whizzed past my ear. Understandably startled, I whipped my head around to see what kind of kamikaze warrior was dive-bombing my face. The "friendly mosquito hawk" turned out to be an enormous beetle flying thingy, which made an extremely disturbing thumping sound when it landed on the table next to me. After a somewhat delayed reaction time (which is also slightly disturbing, since I work with small children), I freaked out and ran away from the bug. Not five minutes later, creepy bug attacked again, this time flying underneath the chair I was sitting in. Needless to say, I freaked out again. I decided to just run away to bed since it was already 1:15 and the scary bug was now M.I.A.
Upon arrival in my bedroom, I began to close the windows above my bed for the night. I was feeling much more relaxed, since evil bug was located many rooms away and my kitty would protect me from it if it tried to come near. I pulled out the right-side curtain and went into near-epileptic spasms as weird jumping-flying slightly smaller bug burst out of folds in curtain. I quickly realized that this was probably the bug I saw earlier in the morning when I pulled the curtains back. I planned my attack, smashed, and killed said bug within two minutes of initial freak-out. As I began to pull the left-side curtain closed, I suddenly realized that the bug that freaked me out this morning was not a weird jumpy-flying bug, but a creepy fat little spider that reminded me very much of a Brown Recluse. While my brain struggled to make the connection, my hand continued to close the curtain. Of course, creepy fat little spider came scuttling out of left-side curtain. Freaking out ensued. Creepy fat little spider when racing off DOWN THE BED to who knows where.
Summary: Huge scary beetle flying thing in living room. Creepy fat little spider on the loose somewhere near/in bed in which I am currently laying. Dead jumpy-flying weird bug smushed between folds in right-side curtain. Three daddy long legs under shelf and behind chair.
Pray for me.