Waiting to Air Dry

-Are you smiling?
Yes, AnnE just called me a "witch cunt" and used the wrong form of "which"

-When is the last time you met someone new?
Last night Kaci introduced me to some girl but I have no idea what her name is slash who she is.

-Truthfully, what is irritating you now?
How gross I am to look at.

-When did you last eat pizza?
Yesterday while I was babysitting

-What are you drinking?
Dasani water

-Do you have any friends who are famous?
Cassady's mom's boyfriend's son is dating Robin William's daughter....sigh...

-Do you like Monopoly?
I don't like it, I LOVE it.

-What do you want?
to be drunk and dance around with Meagen

-Are you tired?
No, hungry.

-Last spoken words you heard?
"I don't want to rush you or anything..." - some girl on my floor who wanted to use the shower stall I had just gotten out of because it's the best one there.

-Do you know anyone named John?
I know a few Johns, but even more Jons.

-Besides your bed, what is your favorite thing in your room?
It's a toss up between my bear and my roommate

-Pepsi... Coke.... Pepsi... Coke...?
Cold cold cold coke....float.

-Want to be a princess?
Not really, I have a really long explanation involving too many obligations, etc,
but I'm feeling pretty lazy right now.

-Do you believe dreams come true?
Dreams can come true; look at me babe, I'm with you

-Last song you heard?
"We Major" by Kanye West

-Who is in the room with you?
Simon.

-Who is the last person to text you?
Meagen

-Who's house did you go to last night?
The only actual house I went to yesterday was the family I babysit for, but I've been to many an apartment and dorm room of late.

-Who was the last person you told you love them?
Mom?

-What was the last thing you ate?
Bran muffin - a lot better than it sounds, trust me.

-What was the last thing you did?
told AnnE to close her man pleaser over AIM

-What is the closest item near you that is blue?
"Mosby's Pharmacology in Nursing" book, package containing defective bra that I have yet to mail back

-What are you wearing on your feet?
dirt, not really, just got out of the shower.

-What instant messaging service do you use?
AIM, whore.

-What is your favorite pair of shoes?
green and orange pumas - once again, much nicer than they sound

-What do you wear more, jeans or sweatpants?
I'm finding it's a very slippery slope down into sweatpants these days...

-What is the last movie you watched?
Technically I watched 300 but I didn't really pay attention/was drunk so I don't remember that much.

-What do you currently hear right now?
Justin Timberlake, vaccuum

-When did you last buy a new pair of pants?
When mommy was here; funny how that works...

-When did you last take a shower?
20 minutes ago, I'm air drying

-Where's your favorite place to be?
at home, in bed

-Where is your phone?
next to the computer ACTUALLY

-Where is your mom?
home

-Where do you sleep?
against a wall in my bed in my room

-Where do you shop the most?
Walgreens? Specify shop type.|

-Where did you get the shirt you're wearing?
Ahaha, I'm not wearing a shirt, I'M AIR DRYING.

-Where was your default MySpace picture taken?
Some girl's apartment on Geary & 1st

-Why did you pick that color for your background?
it's pretty?

-Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Because he wrapped his arms around my neck, tilted his head up, and puckered his lips...he being the 2-year-old I nannied for yesterday. This all occurred while I was pulling his pants up after changing his diaper. Magical.

-Are you happy with where you are?
Kind of, I had a bit of an emo breakdown the other night but thankfully Meagen was there to talk me out of it

-When you meet the right person, do you fall fast?
What? No. I hate everyone.

-Do you believe that there are certain circumstances where cheating is ok?
I don't really understand it. I would just break up rather than cheat.

-Have you ever talked about marriage with someone before?
Every time I watch "Engaged and Underage" I talk about how retarded everyone is who gets married young.

-Do you want kids?
I guess

-How many?
17, 20 tops...

-Do you want someone you can't have?
No I don't want ANYONE. That's the problem.

-Do you believe love at first sight exists?
Do you believe in me kicking your ass right now?

-Do you believe in celebrating anniversaries?
only if you're married, dating doesn't count

-Do you believe that you can change someone?
Yes? Stupid question.

-Would you ever consider getting engaged or married right after school?
NO. NO NO NO NO NO. People who get engaged/married after school only do it for a few reasons: 1. Pregnancy, 2. Religious people who want to have sex, 3. Military personnel. NO.



Thanks Abu, this really helped me kill some time.