Facebook Messenger At Its Finest

It's a little long, but definitely worth your time...

Vanessa
what up ho
get my text?

AnnE
i need to right this fucking paper
umm no

10:48pmVanessa
*write
retard, you're about to be a college graduate

10:49pmAnnE
fuck

10:49pmVanessa
my text was asking if you want to see a pic of that dude i made out with on friday

10:49pmAnnE
umm sure

10:49pmVanessa
k go look at photos of me
page 2, first one of the people in yellow shirts

10:49pmAnnE
yeah

10:49pmVanessa
where i am throwing a peace sign in front of monahan's face
dude is on the right
pointing at me threateningly

10:50pmAnnE
o
...

10:50pmVanessa
tell me that's not a total fucking MOMD

10:50pmAnnE
MOMD?
oh
i getit

10:50pmVanessa
babelicious

10:50pmAnnE
um
yeah

10:50pmVanessa
i got so much shit for making out with him and i dont really know why

10:51pmAnnE
cause hes really unattractive

10:51pmVanessa
no no
did you click?
he's a fucking BABE

10:51pmAnnE
yeah
i clicked

10:51pmVanessa
omg
so hot
i dont get you
seriously what more do i want in a man?
beefy, taller than me, bearded
jesus christ sign me up

10:52pmAnnE
ok

10:52pmVanessa
you really dont see it huh?

10:52pmAnnE
nope

10:52pmVanessa
wow

10:52pmAnnE
can i ruin you life, too
?

10:52pmVanessa
brutal
you can try...
why?
er how i mean

10:52pmAnnE
i think he kinda looks like you dad

10:52pmVanessa
oh
my god

10:52pmAnnE
sorry

10:52pmVanessa
i just died a little

Sheeeiiiiiiiit

This is the conversation I had with my friend Lauren in response to her comment that I looked like this all night long:




11:38amLauren: it is true
11:39amVanessa: no
11:39amLauren: accept it
11:39amVanessa: no its not
11:39amVanessa: dammit
11:39amLauren: yes it is
11:39amVanessa: no!
11:40amLauren: yes
11:40amLauren: that was your signature face
11:40amVanessa: fuck
11:40amLauren: that was also the face you made while dancing at buckshot
11:40amLauren: it was sexy
11:44amVanessa: shit