Pamphlets Found in the USF Student Clinic

"Your Pelvic Exam"
"Help On The Way - FLU"
"Big Tobacco - They're After You"
"Sinusitis"
"Getting What You Want From Drinking"
"Is It Safe? Is It Sex?"
"STD Facts"
"Herpes Vaccine And Trial"
....and the real clincher, a purple pamphlet that simply begins with "An
unplanned pregnancy isn't easy, but ADOPTION...."

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE!!!

Johnny Depp plays THE SAME CHARACTER IN EVERY MOVIE!

Sweeney Todd? Captain Jack? Edward Scissorhands? IT'S THE SAME PERSON.

He's more fake-British than Madonna, but NO ONE gives him any shit for it! HE'S FROM THE MIDWEST, FOR GOD'S SAKE! HE'S NOT A GOOD ACTOR! He knows how to play ONE character in a mediocre fashion and people keep buying into it! OPEN YOUR EYES! REBEL! STOP BUYING INTO THE HOLLYWOOD HYPE! JUST SAY NO TO JOHNNY DEPP!!!

Monday Night Football Haiku

Monday Night Football!
Ravens versus Patriots!
Let's end the New England streak!

Fourth and one to go.
Yay Baltimore! You held them!
Who called that time out?

Sack, sack, Tom Brady!
Ravens defense doing work.
There goes your record!

Fifty-two yard pass!
Oh shit, what a Hail Mary.
Three yards too short, pal.

How did that happen?
New England really won that?
Suck it Tom Brady.