Oh Man....

I haven't blogged in over a month.

The last time I blogged I was the proud owner of FOUR parathyroid glands. Now there are three.

The last time I blogged New York had to make the difficult decision between Tailor Made and Buddha. Now Scott Baio is 46 and pregnant.

The last time I blogged I was severely lacking in lean, mean, fat-reducing grilling machines. Now the next grilleration resides on my counter.

The last time I blogged the Steelers were going to kick some New England ass! Now we're all praying for the Giants. Siiiigh.

The last time I blogged I was broke as shit. I'm still broke as shit. Perhaps even broker.

The last time I blogged I was bored. Guess why this blog was written?

I'm bored.