Facebook Messenger At Its Finest

It's a little long, but definitely worth your time...

Vanessa
what up ho
get my text?

AnnE
i need to right this fucking paper
umm no

10:48pmVanessa
*write
retard, you're about to be a college graduate

10:49pmAnnE
fuck

10:49pmVanessa
my text was asking if you want to see a pic of that dude i made out with on friday

10:49pmAnnE
umm sure

10:49pmVanessa
k go look at photos of me
page 2, first one of the people in yellow shirts

10:49pmAnnE
yeah

10:49pmVanessa
where i am throwing a peace sign in front of monahan's face
dude is on the right
pointing at me threateningly

10:50pmAnnE
o
...

10:50pmVanessa
tell me that's not a total fucking MOMD

10:50pmAnnE
MOMD?
oh
i getit

10:50pmVanessa
babelicious

10:50pmAnnE
um
yeah

10:50pmVanessa
i got so much shit for making out with him and i dont really know why

10:51pmAnnE
cause hes really unattractive

10:51pmVanessa
no no
did you click?
he's a fucking BABE

10:51pmAnnE
yeah
i clicked

10:51pmVanessa
omg
so hot
i dont get you
seriously what more do i want in a man?
beefy, taller than me, bearded
jesus christ sign me up

10:52pmAnnE
ok

10:52pmVanessa
you really dont see it huh?

10:52pmAnnE
nope

10:52pmVanessa
wow

10:52pmAnnE
can i ruin you life, too
?

10:52pmVanessa
brutal
you can try...
why?
er how i mean

10:52pmAnnE
i think he kinda looks like you dad

10:52pmVanessa
oh
my god

10:52pmAnnE
sorry

10:52pmVanessa
i just died a little

Sheeeiiiiiiiit

This is the conversation I had with my friend Lauren in response to her comment that I looked like this all night long:




11:38amLauren: it is true
11:39amVanessa: no
11:39amLauren: accept it
11:39amVanessa: no its not
11:39amVanessa: dammit
11:39amLauren: yes it is
11:39amVanessa: no!
11:40amLauren: yes
11:40amLauren: that was your signature face
11:40amVanessa: fuck
11:40amLauren: that was also the face you made while dancing at buckshot
11:40amLauren: it was sexy
11:44amVanessa: shit

THROWBACK

As many of you readers have undoubtedly noticed, I have recently begun to update my blog again. This blog-resurrection coincides with an even more exciting revival - MYSPACE! I have decided it's time to head back to the 'Space, not only because profiles are so much cuter there but because we have finally come full circle in the world of social networking. Since I returned to the 'Space a few days ago I have spent hours (literally... hours) perusing old messages, paging through comments from 2006, and most of all re-reading all my friends' blogs, some of which date back to high school days! I have decided to highlight an excerpt from one of my friends' blog postings each week along with a link to each person's 'Space in order to encourage this MySpace rebirth that I so desire. Without further ado, here is today's pick from one of my bff's Ms. Cassady Rose Clark. It's a poem written in a blog posting entitled "Gas Bag" and dates back to March of 2006.

All About Farts
By Cassady Clark

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some leave a powerful poisonous cloud.

A fart can be short,
A fart can be long,
Some farts are known to sound just like a song.

A fart can create a most curious melody,
A fart can be harmless or silent but deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,
A fart may pass quickly or linger a while.

A fart can occur in a number of places,
And leave everyone with strange looks on their faces.

From the wide-open prarie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find us sooner or later.

But not all farts are bad,
This is simply not true.
But we must not forget,
When you fart it means you have to go poo.


Thanks to Cassady for that literary gem, please visit her 'Space (or mine!) ASAP and get the MySpace party rolling again!

Back in a Big Way!!

Okay, so maybe it's time to resurrect this thing - it's kind of hard to follow up a post about the worst day of your life, but here's a good place to start easing back into the blog world...


[21:50] Vanessa2you: yeah there's a total MOMD who's on the bus i ride most wednesdays
[21:50] Vanessa2you: somehow i missed him for the past 3 weeks
[21:50] Vanessa2you: sad
[21:51] QueenRandom87: oh no
[21:51] QueenRandom87: You should find him and make him love you.
[21:51] Vanessa2you: but he's GORGEOUS
[21:51] Vanessa2you: i know im trying
[21:51] Vanessa2you: and he even gets off same stop as me
[21:51] Vanessa2you: and he is chubby and ginger and bearded!
[21:51] Vanessa2you: AND HAD A SKATEBOARD WITH HIM
[21:51] Vanessa2you: !!!!!
[21:51] QueenRandom87: wow
[21:52] Vanessa2you: i ogled him for like two weeks straight
[21:52] Vanessa2you: then week 3 he shows up with the f-ing skateboard
[21:52] QueenRandom87: I think it's fate.
[21:52] Vanessa2you: it was a sign
[21:52] Vanessa2you: from the Lord
[21:52] QueenRandom87: hmm, you should accidentally bump into him or something
[21:52] Vanessa2you: im working on it
[21:52] Vanessa2you: we sit across from each other
[21:52] QueenRandom87: then he'll just be in love with you after you give your suave apology.
[21:53] Vanessa2you: i smile
[21:53] Vanessa2you: my suave apology meaning "oh, huh....sorry."
[21:53] Vanessa2you: "mumble mumble ha mumble stepped on your foot mumble hehe"
[21:53] QueenRandom87: no it would have to be like "Oh, [demure chuckle} so sorry about that" and then add "And I like your skateboard"
[21:54] QueenRandom87: and then maybe pout and wink at him and get off the bus and be mysterious.
[21:54] QueenRandom87: that's the way to do it.
[21:54] Vanessa2you: and flash him my boobies
[21:54] Vanessa2you: with my phone number scrawled across them
[21:54] Vanessa2you: press them up against the bus window
[21:54] Vanessa2you: mysterious, right?
[21:54] QueenRandom87: that was the next part I was going to tell you.