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Friday, September 14, 2007

My Name is Vanessa, and I Have a Theory!

THEORY: Chris Martin from Coldplay has a deviated septum.

PROOF: On every Coldplay song I have ever heard it sounds like he has a cold. It's especially prominent on the Coldplay song with Kanye West on his (Kanye's) new album. Either that's one hell of a persistent cold, or else he's got some nasal/septal blockage. Trust me on this, I'm a nurse.

2 comments:

Unknown said...

Nurse Dory saves the day again.

Cassady said...

Who cares? I LOVE COLDPLAY!