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Sunday, July 15, 2007

Things To Do While Taking A Shit

- Read
- Check E-mail
- Chat online with friends
- Talk on the phone
- Pet your kitty/doggy
- Write a sympathy card
- Brush your hair
- Fill out a questionnaire
- Call a technical support hotline
- Listen to music and toilet-dance
- Pluck your eyebrows (only advisable with a mirror in sight)
- Take a nap
- Get naked
- Get dressed
- Pee
- Crack your knuckles
- Make a collage
- Shop on the internet
- Whistle/sing/hum a song
- Do homework/study
- Endorse paychecks
- Talk to friends and family in the immediate vicinity
- Courtesy flush
- Write a blog

66 comments:

.carolann. said...

wow.

Matt said...

this had me laughing for ten minutes straight.

Anonymous said...

I like how the last one was "Write a blog". I wonder where he wrote this...

Christopher Clarke said...

Lol, you forgot calculating the formula for prime numbers.

Anonymous said...

I read this whilst taking a shit

Anonymous said...

i read this while i was taking a shit to. not a whole lot else to do.

Anonymous said...

I wrote this while shitting too.

Michael said...

I'm reading this while shopping for ipods that are selling for $3 in auctions on www.sourmath.com (not a virus!!)

Anonymous said...

Lol this had me laughin so hard. Especially when i went on sourmath.com to get a $3 ipod

myassitches said...

i wrote this while shitting... on a dsi. XD I posted in 2010!!!lol

SaintSyn said...

I found this post by typing stuff to do while taking a shit into google... Can you imagine the network peoples faces when they see that query

Anonymous said...

^ I did the same!

Anonymous said...

i think a lot of people found this while taking a shit, and typing in things to do while taking a shit

Anonymous said...

who does number 2 work for?

Anonymous said...

I'M TAKING A SHIT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

I read this while taking a shit. Haha. It's funny stuff man!

Anonymous said...

Yep, I'm shitting too!

Anonymous said...

enjoy the aroma! ^^ nature at work. Taking a shit too!

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Anonymous said...

You forgot play angry birds! Lol :-D

Anonymous said...

Yup. Lol read this while taking a shit!

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Ah the luxary of google shits.

Anonymous said...

Yep taking a shit too lol

Anonymous said...

Anyone else masturbate while dropping one?

Anonymous said...

I'm taking a shit reading this !!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm taking a shit

Anonymous said...

Well, I'm having a poopy poop now :) I'm looking in the mirror at my fanny... Mmmmm...

Anonymous said...

I had a shit now ;) t'was awesome

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