Faithful Readers

I am up to three, count 'em, THREE faithful readers. This is the best thing to ever happen to me, besides Jesus, Brother Ali, etc. In other news, I've decided to start lying in my blogs. From here on out, my stories may or may not have actually happened to me. It'll be like a fun game for you, my faithful readers, to play everyday. Try to figure out if this blog is a lie too. Might I be lying about lying? See, it's getting fun already!